KRAGMAS KAROLS

BARBARIAN BELLS

(To the tune of Jingle Bells)

Oh look here comes Krag,

His hammer swinging high

On your head it lands

Now you’re gonna die

 

Crushing all his foes,

Leap into the fray,

Oh how much Krag loves to fight

His enemies should pray

 

Oh! Bash their skulls, Smash them all, Make them scream with fear,

Hit them with your hammer, Krag, Then cut off all their ears

Bash their skulls, smash them all, put them in a bag

Make them wish they'd never come across your party, Krag.

 

MARKUS THE NO-MAN

(To the tune of Frosty The Snowman)

Markus the wizard

Was expelled so how bout that,

He’s got an old spell book,

And some bright blue robes,

But he doesn’t have a hat.

 

Markus the wizard,

Owes a demon lots of gold.

He’d better pay up quick

Or invent some trick,

Or he’s sure to lose his soul.

 

You’d think he knew some magic from the way he makes it sound,

But when danger rears its ugly head, then he’s nowhere to be found.

 

Markus the wizard

Krag is tired of your schtick

You’d better shut your mouth

And contribute some

Or he'll punch you in the ...face.

 

UNHOLY KNIFE

(To the tune of Oh Holy Night)

Oh silent knife

She’s in the shadows creeping

Alex 1, Alex 2, Alex 3,

She’ll stab your face

You’ll never even see her

Until it’s much much too late, and then you’re screwed.

We’re doomed you fools, there’s nothing that can save us

She’s smiling guys, I think this is the end now.

 

Crap, where’d she go?

I think I peed a little

Ow guys, my spleen

Oh guys, there’s so much blood

Oh crap, it hurts,

Oh guys, Oh guys, it hurts.

LITTLE STRUMMER ELF

(To the tune of Little Drummer Boy)

Garand, save us

Strum strum strum strum strum

 

He showed up to the fight

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Garand is here don’t fear

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I didn’t bring a sword

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I’ll play my lute for Krag
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I’ll play my best for him
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Then Krag yelled at him
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‘bards are dumb’